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[Nik]

if someone has a song on their mind which has to do anything with Ponzis, HYIP, Scams, Cons, Frauds, MLMs.

 

Offline or Online.

 

Put a link or youtube, etc..

 

Foreign songs are welcome too, but please describe what is it about or provide translated lyrics.

[Nik]

Uzodinma Okpechi - I Go Chop Your Dollar

 

 

[Nik]

Funny Russian song about Russian MMM ponzis, 

 

The song is like a dialog between Andrey and Sergey Mavrodi (the founder of MMM ponzis)

 

Translation:

 

Why the fuck did I deposit into the MMM ?

Like without it I had no problems.

 

Who should you give your dough to ? What is the difference ?

Here is fine. Here - everybody gets paid.

 

(chorus ^, twice)

 

Hello dear Mavrodi, Sergey.

I am a depositor from Ufa by the name of Andrey.

I understand that you scammed a lot of people,

And all they want is the dough, but I need the dough more.

I did not have enough bucks, but I deposited a lot,

I borrowed from Fillip and I borrowed from Alla.

My mother told me that you Sergey is a hustler,

But your phrase "Everyone Gets Paid" inspired confidence.

 

Calm down Andrey, listen what daddy says:

All mass media is saying I am the one who brought the MMM down,

That all offices are closed - do not buy into this shit,

In the MMM-12 things will get better.

Do not be sad Andrey, we will refund you all.

You will not find more honest people than us anywhere else.

You will buy yourself a car, a flat, a yacht, a house.

We Can Do A Lot, A lot we can do.

 

(chorus, twice)

 

I was busting my ass at a construction site for 3 years.

What for ? To feed you Mavrodi ?

I did not eat enough and out of touch with the fashion,

Only drank tap water from water-pipe.

I tore the lower back, tore all the ligaments.

I planned to get the dough and live like in a fairy tale,

Belived you by looking into your honest eyes.

And I am still at a construction, busting my ass in a fucking helmet.

 

It was said about me that a have a talent to screw people over,

But I did not take anything, I'm an honest consultant,

Was said that I was linked to criminal gangs,

That I am a cheater, a bandit, a convict.

But it turned the pyramid had a lot of holes,

And all the system's dough was flushed down the toilet.

Everything will be a fucking A or as sung by Titomir:

"MC Mavrodi Yo!  We are changing the world"

 

(chorus, twice)

 

Gop MC (Andryuha Chotkiy) - MMM

 

[Nik]

Leonard Shea - Scam Man

 

 

[Vis]

Well, here's what everyone from both sides want.....

 

[Nik]

Some Indian folklore

 

Vijay Shenoy - The Kolaveri Scam Song

 

 

 

[private34]

http://ge.tt/5I5F3Yf/v/0

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[Admin]

hahaha, that's incredible.

 

On a similar line of thought, WalMart proved how effective singing can be to increase members attachement, to create a comfort zone. Did you know that Walmart employees gather each morning before opening to sing together ? It's a requirement from the direction.

 

I wish I could find one for Banners Broker and JSS tripler. Maybe Zeekler had one ?

[Nik]

Hmm. sorry that i am doing another MMM one.

But since anthems were mentioned , here is one of MMM-2011 (there are way more )  i promise i am not gonna list MMM here again

 

[Nik]

And Herbalife Anthem

 

[Vis]

Lol, there's no stopping Nik now. Keep 'em coming pal.

[private34]

i go chop your dollar is a great one 

[Moneychoice]

Admin/Colaro,

 

You simply HAVE to make "I go chop your Dollar"......required reading/watching for all the newbies.

I would call it the no conscience song of the HYIP admin.

Whats the matter bro........why you so sad?

[Nik]

This song can be dedicated to any "promising" scammed [put the name here] HYIP program  

 

 

Relient K - The Thief 

 

[hyipsurvival]

actually not a song but speaking about music i think one of the best quotes that applies to the hyip jungle is from Malcolm McLaren, the former Sex Pistols manager:

"Ca$h from Chaos"  

 

[Nik]

Something from childhood

 

This is from old soviet movie, which is re-make/based on Pinocchio.

2 con artists Fox Alisa and Cat Bazzilio are scamming Buratino promising him if he buries his coins in the magic land, the tree will grow with hundreds golden coins.

 

Translation of the song: 

While there are braggers in the world,

We should be grateful for our fate

The sky is so blue,

We do not support the robbery,

No need to stab the one who brags,

Just agree and go along with him

 - and do with him what you want.

 

While there are greedy people all around,

the Fortuna is not gonna leave us behind

The sky is so blue,

We do not support the robbery,

No need to stab the one who is greedy,

Just show him a penny 

 - and do with him what you want.

 

While there are the fools in the world,

It's very easy for us to lie all the time

The sky is so blue,

We do not support the robbery,

No need to stab the fool,

Just lie to him

 - and do with him what you want.

 

The last part is not in song but was a part of original poetry by B. Okudzhava:

 

The sky is so blue,

And all those 3 alive and well,

Thanks god there is no end to them.

As they say, the animal runs -

right into catcher's arms!

 

[private34]

Nik is the best scam investigation personality that I ever found on internet, I do know some from realscam , but many of them are  a bit to much i think. 

But your research evolvement and knowledge about scams is incredible I must say

[Vis]

Here's what the Admins do with your dosh....

 

[Nik]

Stamma Gramma - Scammer Anthem

 

 

 

 

 

Stamma Gramma - Scamming Anthem PT.2

 

[Nik]

Scammer Song (I knew your were trouble)