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[Moneychoice]

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire" - Winston Churchill

 

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it" - Mark Twain

 

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends" - Oscar Wilde

 

A few more:

 

" I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend.....if you have one" - George Bernard     Shaw to Winston Churchill.

" Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second......if there is one" - Winston Churchill, in response.

 

" He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up" - Geoff Thompson.

 

" I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial" - Irvin S.Cobb.

 

" His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork" - Mae West.

[vuedoolor]

Yo mama so fat that she's fat lol

[willowinvest]

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

[Vis]

Groucho Marx:
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Oscar Wilde:
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Groucho Marx:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Jon Stewart:
I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.
 

[willowinvest]

Anonymous HYIP investor:

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

[Moneychoice]

Hey willow,

What's with the new avatar?

Must say I really enjoyed the previous one more.

[willowinvest]

Hey willow,

What's with the new avatar?

Must say I really enjoyed the previous one more.

Yeh I don't like the new one either ... give me 5 mins man at it will be back!

[Moneychoice]

Willow, you are a thief and a scoundrel, Sir!

[willowinvest]

This one will have to do for now!