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A Diamond Bracelet In Harrods

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#1 willowinvest


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Posted 13 March 2013 - 07:51 PM

I got emailed this today.... couldn't get it out of my head - kept me smiling all day long :D

A lady walks into Harrods in London.

She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts!

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well, cool as a

cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in an upmarket store like Harrods.

He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'what is the price of
this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price!

I've only been a member here for a few days ... hope you don't mind but for me, it's been in my mind all day.

Keep laughing ... keep positive ... keep out-witting the evil ones... and most important, keep healthy all of ya !!!

Good night,

Willow ;)
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#2 Vis


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Posted 14 March 2013 - 05:40 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: