Jokes On Nationalities
Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:58 AM
Heaven is where the police are British,
the cooks are French,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian
and it is all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German,
the cooks are English,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss,
and it is all organised by the Italians
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Posted 07 May 2013 - 10:06 AM
Russian Mafia vs 419 Nigerian scammer
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Posted 07 May 2013 - 12:01 PM
SOMETHING GOT LOST IN THE TRANSLATION
Mr Cohen made a lot of money and became an Internet multi-millionaire.
He then bought this grand old mansion, standing on a full acre of ground, in the heart of the finest suburb.
Luigi the finest Italian buiding contractor, was employed to undertake a complete revamp of the home.
Extensive instructions and plans were shared by all.
Mr and Mrs Cohen were off to Australia to go and see all the kids.
Mr Cohen (Abink) gave Luigi one last set of instructions just before leaving : Luigi had to make sure that
every new wash basin installed was installed "cock-eyed"
Luigi : Mr Cohen you sure about that????.....Sure i'm sure, Luigi !!!!!
3 weeks later Mr and Mrs Cohen return. He can't contain himself and drives straight to the new house to see what progress Luigi has made......even phones him to meet him at the house.
Well .....The colonade entrance portal makes Mrs Cohen (Rebecca), swoon........the marble stairs and balustrades are Italian to perfection......everything is just fabulous.
And then Abie goes into first one bathroom....and then the next......and the next.
LUIGI !!!! COME HERE !!!.......Luigi you bloody stupid eyetie what the HELL have you done.....every basin in my whole house......
has been installed SKEW !!!........but, but, but, Padrone you TOLD me to put them all in cock-eyed.....you told me !!
LUIGI.....says Abie.....I told you, points with a flat, level hand to his body height at about penis level......I SAID COCK HEIGHT, ......
NOT COCK-EYED !!!!!!!