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#21 hyipfever

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 08:40 PM

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
- Roseanne
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 01:54 AM

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong


Not unless he's rich....

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 09:57 AM

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong

Is there a NOT like button.. ;)

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 08:28 PM

Not unless he's rich....

Is there a NOT like button.. ;)


Relax take them easy, just jokes nothing serious LOL

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 08:28 PM

MALE ASSERTIVENESS

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.
He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
“The funeral director,” said his wife.
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Posted 28 February 2013 - 02:28 AM

Relax take them easy, just jokes nothing serious LOL


so was mine, hehe

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:50 AM

Relax take them easy, just jokes nothing serious LOL

And mine, haha

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 03:47 PM

BEFORE WEDDING VS AFTER WEDDING

After Engagement
He: yes, i waited so long for this.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No don’t even think of it
She: did you Love me?
He: Yes, i did, I’m doing & i’ll do
She: Did u ever cheat me?
He: I’ll die then doing it.
She: Will u kiss me?
He: Surely, that is my pleasure
She: Will u hurt me?
He: No way, I’m not such kind of person
She: Can i trust u?
He: Yes
She: Oh Dear
To know After Wedding
>>READ IT FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
Submitted by Rose.

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 04:50 PM

Vis is Moderator , ooh my .. did i miss something ?

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 04:54 PM

Vis is Moderator , ooh my .. did i miss something ?


Ha ha you've been too busy with your blog or other things. Yes he's one of our mod now.....

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 05:03 PM

Vis is Moderator , ooh my .. did i miss something ?

With money you can buy everything....... :D
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Posted 28 February 2013 - 05:16 PM

Ha ha you've been too busy with your blog or other things. Yes he's one of our mod now.....

Yeah, you'r right i'm too busy right now, because lot of things ;)

With money you can buy everything....... :D


vis might be that one dinosaur investor? :lol:
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Posted 28 February 2013 - 10:10 PM

With money you can buy everything....... :D


Lol....


vis might be that one dinosaur investor? :lol:


The investing is slowing down, there's not many Programs that I like the look of nowadays.....
So, That leaves me as a dinosaur, lol
Hmmmm.....
Maybe it's time to look for a new Avatar?

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 10:41 PM

Lol....
The investing is slowing down, there's not many Programs that I like the look of nowadays.....
So, That leaves me as a dinosaur, lol
Hmmmm.....
Maybe it's time to look for a new Avatar?


Hi Vis. This one is your fifth avatar.
If you like please look for another one and stick to it, can you?
Have you seen anthyp's avatar? It's cool.
You're the most hilarious Mod we ever have.
Never lose your sense of humor,
though many time I've to 'spin my brain' to understand you....

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 01:19 AM

Hi Vis. This one is your fifth avatar.
If you like please look for another one and stick to it, can you?
Have you seen anthyp's avatar? It's cool.
You're the most hilarious Mod we ever have.
Never lose your sense of humor,
though many time I've to 'spin my brain' to understand you....


hehe Fever, no, I cant stick to the same avatar.
I have one for December, some for Christmas day and New Years day.
I like a change every now and again....
Keep counting, there will probably be quite a few more yet.... ;)
Yes, I've seen Anthyp's avatar. Did you know it's from the Sandman Comic series?





MALE ASSERTIVENESS

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.
He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
“The funeral director,” said his wife.
Submitted by zanny.


LOL, how did I miss this one?
Hilarious
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Posted 01 March 2013 - 01:35 AM

hehe Fever, no, I cant stick to the same avatar.
I have one for December, some for Christmas day and New Years day.
I like a change every now and again....
Keep counting, there will probably be quite a few more yet.... ;)
Yes, I've seen Anthyp's avatar. Did you know it's from the Sandman Comic series?


Me too always get tempted to change avatar if possible every day since I'm a 'visual' kind of person, but I control myself not to.
Sandman Comic series, hhmm sound cool ....

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 05:13 AM

The investing is slowing down, there's not many Programs that I like the look of nowadays.....
So, That leaves me as a dinosaur, lol
Hmmmm.....
Maybe it's time to look for a new Avatar?

Investing is slowing down? I'm curious, for you or the hyip world in general?

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:11 AM

Investing is slowing down? I'm curious, for you or the hyip world in general?


For me, Casper.
There's a few reasons for that

I've gone off the Hyips lately, so I'm trying out a few PTA's

Like I said, there's not many programs out there I like the look of. Maybe I'm getting too fussy in my old age, y'know?

I'm also getting very mean. I hate spending too much of my money nowadays.Oh boy, Do I hate spending money?

Yep. :lol:



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Posted 01 March 2013 - 08:08 AM

For me, Casper.
There's a few reasons for that

I've gone off the Hyips lately, so I'm trying out a few PTA's

Like I said, there's not many programs out there I like the look of. Maybe I'm getting too fussy in my old age, y'know?

I'm also getting very mean. I hate spending too much of my money nowadays.Oh boy, Do I hate spending money?

Yep. :lol:

I know a good one, PC, you can take my account for only 60$, idae???????? (joke of course)

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 08:29 AM

I know a good one, PC, you can take my account for only 60$, idae???????? (joke of course)


Hmmm,
Sounds reasonable....
I think I'll pass this time though. :D